Our Life & Times

They say that 70% of the jobs out there are found through networking. Well, here I am, networking. I am on the hunt for a job. Not any old job though. I need a job that has flexible hours, no weekends, no holidays, and pays extemely well, but does not require an advanced degree. It will offer a nice benefit package including retirement, is family friendly, and I do not have to be scared to call in when I get the flu, or intimidated by anyone when I have to request time off for a vacation. I also would like a job where I am free to use the restroom without someone hunting me down. (This happens when you work in a call center.) I would also like to work in a conflict-free zone. I don't want any drama. I don't want to hear whining, or complaining. I don't want to feel like I have to kiss anyone's behind to keep my job. I want my own parking space by the building. I want long lunch breaks, paid. I want to be able to wear anything I want to wear, like jeans, shorts, sneakers, sandals, skirts, capris, whatever. On my birthday, the boss will throw ME a party, and there will be presents. If there are any jobs out there that meet these requirements let me know. :-)