Our Life & Times

In honor of it being Friday, and I think everyone deserves a break today, I am going to post some "funnies" that I read online... Hope you like 'em!

A precocious 4 year old was brought into the ER with a severe cough. She kept up a non-stop conversation while the nurse was trying to assess her lung sounds. Finally, the nurse said, "SHHH!.. I am trying to hear if Barney is in there!" The child looked at the nurse and calmy said, "Jesus is in my heart, Barney is on my underwear..."

A WISE LITTLE GIRL:

A certain little girl when asked her name would reply " I am Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her that this was wrong, she must say "I am Jan Sugarbrown." On Sunday, in church, someone said to her "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" The little girl replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not..."